The Dutch like the bathroom more than sex
A recent poll revealed that the Dutch enjoy dropping a deuce more than they like getting it on, as passed along by earthtimes.org. That tickled me. Here's my question - I spent about 30 minutes trying to think of the best way to phrase that... what's the best you can come up with?
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How about: The Dutch like the vertical drop more than the horizontal flop?
ReplyDeleteOr: The Dutch will pinch one off before they rub one out.
Actually, those are both atrocious. Carry on.
Haha I enjoyed those, well done. I have to be honest, I'm embarrassed I can't think of anything good. There has to be a REALLY good turn of phrase for this just sitting there, and I can't find it... failure of a writer, me
ReplyDeleteThis also raises the question - do the Dutch have some bathroom magic going on? I know the Japanese are famous for their toilets, but maybe the Dutch have got the toilet thing down. This bears investigation.
Let's try it in limerick form:
ReplyDeleteThere's something the Dutch like to do
Altogether much better than screw
They say Number One
Is decently fun
But they relish a grand Number Two
Now you're onto something. "They relish a grand Number Two" might have to get put on our 'big board' of quotables at the bottom of the blog hahaha
ReplyDeleteThe Dutch prefer to drop the kids off at the pool than take the children for a swim.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how a Dutch guy would like a blumpkin?
Haha wow Aaron, I was not expecting the blumpkin link from you...
ReplyDeleteThis also reminds me of the Diapered Anime nonsense I read about (linked from Shawn Elliott) with these people and their diaper fantasies, which I refuse to link to on principle